Skip to main content

Application Overload

Filling out countless job applications about my strengths of "compassion and organization," how "helping people makes me happy" etc,  it can get pretty boring and mundane. 
Here's how I wish I could answer some of the ol' application/interview questions.
What are three things that make you happy?
Boat rides, puppy cuddles, winking grannies/cute old couples. 
Sweet, little Brantley! Miss that crazy pup. 
What are your strengths?
Promoting things, butterfly stroke, making epic breakfast feasts
Man, whoever made that cool poster has such awesome promotional skills. 
Weaknesses? 
Pizza, backstroke, sense of smell, making decisions
What can you offer us that someone else can not?
Superb baked goods, surprise gifts, and an average harmonica serenade at your service!
What changes would you like to see in the world?
More hand holding, picnics, flowers everywhere, bike lanes all around, outdoor seating
What are some of your biggest accomplishments?
13.1! Surviving hitchhiking, couchsurfing, and many stranger friends, and getting Charlyn to take her meds. 

If only...
Maybe I'd get points for being different? 
What are some of your questions and that would make this list?

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

Tivoli and Rugby

         Adding another great week to the list for my time in Denmark. Last Tuesday, I went to an international gathering for students at DTU (Denmark Technical Institute) at the Cellar Bar. I met a couple cool people there from Belgium (Ruben), Canada, France, and Denmark and met back up with a couple of them on Friday night. We went to see one of their Spanish friends play a Latin set at a bar in the city. On our way there, we were a bit worried at how this place would be considering it was on the street well known for its... Services. But we got to the Luna Bar and it wound up being really fun. The band was actually excellent , and had everyone dancing. Ruben and his friends were a lot of fun to hang out with.          On Saturday, I went to Tivoli, the second oldest theme park, with the family and met Claus' parents and sister there. It's no wonder Tivoli inspired Walt Disney to do his own thing. It's a beautiful  amusement par...

Hej fra Danmark!

        So I've finally arrived in Denmark and all settled in already. It's awesome in every way so far; the parents are so friendly and cool, the kids are adorable, the weather is amazing (I'm the only one walking around in shorts, a T-shirt and sandals, of course), the house is a beautiful, cozy home built around 1921, I just got done with a little explorative walk and the neighborhood/area is picturesque with flowers everywhere, adorable homes, and a lake nearby... It's just wonderful.           Yesterday, after a little confusion about where to meet up, using a stranger's phone (as always), and wandering around a bit, Lotte and one of the kids picked me up from the airport greeting me with the sign shown below. We made it back to the house after a little detour (I guess Lotte gets distracted driving too!), and we had coffee. We had breads and cake they got from the bakery for me to try, and they were all delicious.       ...

Oh, London

                           I a rrived in London Saturday and met up with Kelli.We went out to meet some of her friends at Urban Bar... But not before taking a slight (two hour) detour to a slightly ghetto area. But we made it to the bar and all was well. I got quite tired and was nearly ready to go home before some entertaining people reeled me in with their awesome dance moves. So the jacket was taken back off and my second wind arrived. I'm so glad it did too because it was one interesting night.         I got to witness the owner "lighting his crotch on fire," like I'd hear about, was handed an umbrella proceeded by "Raining Men" coming on the bar getting sprayed with water. Then T here was an old lady with some crazy dance moves (mostly on a table) that took me back to Janice days (the token old lady frequenting the Jax Beach bars).  'Twas  soon time to go home at around 2am ...